You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy. Vol. 1 (1/4/07)

Below is a collection of the oddest, funniest, wackiest shit you'll see reported by the AP, Reuters and other press outlets that really don't need much analysis as the headlines speak for themselves.

-- Bare-fist bouts a knockout with South Africa fight fans

-- Elderly man beats burglar with shoehorn

-- Man tells deputies: 'I'm cooking meth'

-- Man proposes, then allegedly KOs fiancee

-- CNN apologized Tuesday for mistakenly promoting a story on the search for Osama bin Laden with the headline "Where's Obama?"

-- Apology for "topless" New Year's Eve shock

-- Santeria priests decline Castro prediction

-- Hundreds brave icy Atlantic plunge