WWE New Year's Revolution picks

By Art Shimko
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WWE Championship
John Cena vs. Umaga: a simple yet effectively booked feud that involved some intense pull-aparts and fan anticipation to see these two fuck each other up in the ring. I don't see this getting a ton of time, although it can't be short with it being a title match and a match lots of people are into on PPV. Cena wins but Umaga won't be an easy FU victory.

WWE Tag team Championship Titles
DX vs. World Tag Team Champions Rated-RKO: I'd love to see RKO retain the titles, don't think DX need those titles and this would elevate RKO even further as a heel team. I haven't followed WWE a lot lately so I may not know what the hell I'm talking about.

WWE Intercontinental Championship/Steel Cage Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro: This should yet be another fun match, as long as no one dies in this match expect death-defying highspots and other related tomfoolery complete with Melina's banshee yelping throughout the match. Maybe Nitro gets the IC title.

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James vs. Victoria: Hopefully there aren't many blown spots or injuries from a shoot punch, Victoria wrestling in a bikini top and jeans would be tits... I'd like to see Victoria, amongst many others things, win the title.

Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra: It would be nice to see Flair school Kenny and pick up a win tonight.

Carlito vs. Chris Masters: Neither of these guys do anything for me, I'm guessing Carlito wins. Masters is a waste.