Funk's Corner - Elvis Sharp and The Claw Plan a Party for !BANG! TV

Funk's Corner - Elvis Sharp and The Claw Plan a Party for !BANG! TV

Elvis Sharp is going to throw a "Viva Las Vegas" Party. He is going to have bright lights, high stakes and so much money it is going to burn a hole in his pocket. Thousands of pretty women are going to be waiting out there.

The "Pop Tarts" Lady Kimberly and Miss Vickie are on hand and want to know about Champaign. Elvis Sharp obliges and offers up gambling and partying all night. Elvis says don't worry He will set up everything, it is going to be a good party. Elvis Sharp is European Champion and promises money galore! The "Pop Tarts" leave the ring talking about diamonds and jewelry too.

As Elvis Sharp is strumming the guitar we hear Flyin' Ryan "Air" Mitchell and his valet, Sandii Skye plotting and waiting for Elvis Sharp to get a little drunk so they can get their European Championship Belt back from him.

Flyin' Ryan lets Sandii Skye know Elvis Sharp's music is driving him crazy. Flyin' Ryan is just putting up with it.

The Claw, Claudia Reiff enters the area with a young lady and introduces Elvis Sharp, Flyin' Ryan and Sandii Skye to "Super Model." Elvis Sharp tells Super Model about the Viva Las Vegas Party and she is impressed.

The Claw says a Viva Las Vegas Party is terrific because Super Model has a friend coming all the way in from England, Duchess Louise Henley who is having a birthday and the party could be in her honor, A Viva Las Vegas Birthday Party for Duchess Louise Henley.

Elvis Sharp is ready to move all night long with a "Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love, Viva Las Vegas" Birthday Party for Duchess Louise Henley.

The Claw and The Super Model are busy planning the Birthday Party when the "Pop Tarts" Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki return thinking the party is all for them. The Claw informs The Pop Tarts the Viva Las Vegas Party is not for them, but in honor of the birthday of Duchess Louise Henley who is coming from England to train for wrestling at the Funking Conservatory.

When the "Pop Tarts" Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki find out the party is not for them, all Hell breaks loose at the Funking Conservatory with a violent outbreak of temper by "The Pop Tarts.

To see this violent outbreak of temper by the Pop Tarts, Go to www.dory-funk.com and look for Webbies

If you would like to become a professional wrestler, appear on !BANG! TV and participate in our next, "Webbie," Call now - 352-895-4658.

Dory Funk Jr. - Coach of the Funking Conservatory
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Funk's Corner - “The Claw” Wins Championship Then Gets Tar and Feathered, Now on !BANG! TV

Funk's Corner - “The Claw” Wins Championship Then Gets Tar and Feathered, Now on !BANG! TV

Ric Flair calls it "This Great Sport." Professional Wrestling is athletic, it is dramatic, it is fun to watch and wrestling is a performance unique to itself like no other. My Father, Dory Funk Sr. said, "You must respect this business." He was a performer and an athlete, Dory Funk Sr. was The King of the Texas Death Matches and an Indiana State amateur wrestling champion.

Now on !BANG! TV, The “Claw” regains the Funking Conservatory Women's Championship in a three way battle with the “Pop Tarts” Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki managed by Father James Mitchell then a "First Ever in Professional Wrestling," A woman wrestler, The “Claw” is Tar and Feathered by the controversial and exciting “Pop Tarts” with the help of Father James Mitchell.

For his sinister deed Father James Mitchell must pay and he does as he is trapped in the spinning toe hold, by me, Dory Funk Jr, another specialty of my Father, Dory Funk Sr.

NOW on !BANG! TV a Texas Death Match, European Championship Match and Funking Conservatory World Championship Match. SOON TO COME a 3 Way Handicap match with the 400 pound plus, DC Body-Guard.

It is all now on !BANG! TV at www.dory-funk.com.

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Funk's Corner - Poptarts Double-cross The Claw in Funking Conservatory Training Session

Funk's Corner - Poptarts Double-cross The Claw in Funking Conservatory Training Session

In a training match at the Funking Conservatory only two days before Support the Troops 14, Payback, The Poptarts, Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki double-crossed The Claw, Claudia Reiff. (Official Referee of the Funking Conservatory and current Women's Champion)

The Claw, Claudia Reiff was refereeing a training match when without warning, The Pop Tarts turned on her only to have The Claw win a match she wasn't even in.

The Claw had a few choice words for the Poptarts before being blindsided again and being humiliated once again by the Poptarts.

It is all caught on video tape at www.dory-fuank.com.

On Sunday March 25th "This Great Sport" of professional wrestling comes to the Funking Conservatory as WWE's Robert Gibson challenges Johnny Magnum for the Funking Conservatory World Championship.

There will be a three way contest for the Women's Championship between The Claw, Claudia Reiff and the "Pop Tarts," Miss Vicki and Lady Kimberly.

In a Hardcore Championship Match, Blain Rage will defend against the challenge of the US Navy's Shane Chung.

Kory Chavis will team with Lance Alonte to take on The Enforcer, Ken Sharp and Flyin' Ryan Mitchell with his Valet Little Miss Sandii Sunshine.

Tickets are $10 purchased in advance and $15 at the door. Tickets are available at Devon Self Storage in downtown Ocala, Florida or they may be purchased from our website.

!BANG! TV is video taped at the Funkiing Conservatory 2200 NE 36 Avenue in Ocala, Florida. Doors open at 6:30pm and Showtime is 7:00pm.

For ticket information to !BANG! TV, wrestling school training schedules and videos of our stars go to www.dory-funk.com or call 352-895-4658.

Dory Funk Jr. - Coach of the Funking Conservatory.

Funk's Corner - Gail Kim and The Claw vs The Pop Tarts - Special Referee, Scott D'Amore Now on !BANG! TV

Funk's Corner - Gail Kim and The Claw vs The Pop Tarts - Special Referee, Scott D'Amore Now on !BANG! TV

One of the most exciting wrestling matches produced by !BANG! TV, a Four Girl Tag Team Championship match between Gail Kim and The Claw and The Pop Tarts, Miss Vicki and Lady Kimberly, officiated by TNA's Head Agent, Scott D'Amore is now up on our website at www.dory-funk.com.

At the Funking Conservatory Wrestling School we have an Accelerated Professional Wrestling Program. We believe the only way to learn the wrestling business is to be under pressure, performing in front of a live audience.

Two of our most curvaceous wrestlers have recently joined our training program here at the Funking Conservatory, The "Pop Tarts", Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki. They are the "Bad Girls" of !BANG! TV.

The "Pop Tarts have their troubles with Women's Champion, "The Claw," Claudia Reiff and TNA knockout Gail Kim until an astonishing double-cross by Gail Kim on "The Claw" leading to wild finish and an emotional challenge by The Claw to Gail Kim and official referee, Scott D'Amore.

As is the case with all new talent in training at the Funking Conservatory, The "Pop Tarts" are moving in experienced company.

We are also very appreciative of our wrestling fans who support us on !BANG! TV. They give the talent the opportunity to perform for them in front of a live audience

In 3 to 6 weeks you can become a professional wrestler and make an appearance on !BANG! TV

The wrestlers you see performing for the major companies are very skilled athletes and sports performers.

Our program here at the Funking Conservatory is the fastest way you can come to that level of performance.

We hope you enjoy a most exciting all girl tag team wrestling match at - www.dory-funk.com. Go to Results.

If you are joining our professional wrestling training program, Call now - 352-895-4658.